Ubiquitous reincarnations of various pie flavoured melons


Please….. by all means

It’s the biodiversity that we as the human race faces, that puts us in context with the other aspects of life that relates to the complexity of mankind. If this were to be correct, there would be no sun and we would all die. In saying this, I can not link such concepts and generic ideas with future reference to my text, page 266, where it depicts the colloquial and undefined logic of death.


Please….. by all means

It’s the biodiversity that we as the human race faces, that puts us in context with the other aspects of life that relates to the complexity of mankind. If this were to be correct, there would be no sun and we would all die. In saying this, I can not link such concepts and generic ideas with future reference to my text, page 266, where it depicts the colloquial and undefined logic of death.


BREAKING NEWS

Today, at 7.13452 pm, the infamous ‘Willy Powcher’ died in his Tasmanian home, after consuming too much Pow Chow. Paramedics arrived at the scene to find he had entagled himself in his toothbrush, and was choked to death. His tube of toothpaste is one of the prime suspects, due to its underlying contribution to the O.B.E.S.E industry. I also at some cake and it was good. DON’T LIE TO ME, JOE! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! I SAW IT FROM OUT THE WINDOW!


C:/NOSOUP/FOR/YOU.exe

It’s true boy…. You cannot face this without completely undermining my efforts to eat 7.3m pies (no melons included as they are rather too large) in a time period of exactly (-10E99 s/ 3.6 + obesity factor (p-(3o x l))).


O RLY?

Obesity chews.


Just to think about it makes you obese

Why is this such a pressing matter when it comes to the tainted form of which I cannot base such illicit statements? When you come to think about such acquisition, you begin to *DO NOT PUT YOUR BLOODY HAND IN THAT OIL JOSEPH* find outer realms of subsided yet logical (and slightly cardinal) propositions.



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